This is called "Zimmer Envying Elephants."
"I have a wide friendly face like theirs
yet I can't hang my nose like a fractured arm
or flap my dishpan ears.
I can't curl my canine teeth, swing my tail
like a filthy tassel, or make thunder without lightning,
but I'd like to thud amply around for hundreds
years or more, stuffing an occasional treetop
into my mouth, screwing hugely for hours at a time,
gaining weight and slowly growing a few hairs.
Once in a while, I'd charge an occasional power pole
or smash a wall down just to keep everybody
loose and at a distance."