"Tombstone, Arizona."
Doc, Wyatt, today I saw your original bloodstains
in the corral for a dollar.
[LAUGHTER]
I offered to buy the whole place, but the price was wrong.
So, I held out for a teapot, electroplated last year.
There's only one real man left.
He owns the Enco Station by Boot Hill.
And on Sunday, wears a mustache, rimless glasses
and a black suit.
Walks up all the main roads in your honor.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you.